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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  (   ͡ ° ͜ʖ  ͡° )

the-chandelier-swing:

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drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

tardisheart:

today is apparently national kissing day and no one is kissing me?????? rude illegal and unpatriotic 

youthagainstfascism:

interviewer: Why r u such a hoe
Me: Because it’s so much fun, Jan!

d-meanor:

this vine saved me

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

❝It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.


—(via kbfoto)
me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*
Anonymous asked:
how the heck did you get so many followers?

gnarly:

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

fuckityfrank:

I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now by Fall Out Boy

An album by Panic! At the Disco

haneefistheonlyone:

unconsolable-daughter:

lizdexia:

jamieali:

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

I just really enjoy this analogy. A very clever metaphor.

"I don’t wanna give them the keys back; they don’t know how to drive."

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee