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wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

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slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

yarpdarp:

alone at prom once again

❝No thank you, I’m just looking.


—Ancient retail proverb  (via niqhtvales)

tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

i wonder what my mom is gunna say when i tell her i got a detention for throwin an orange at some1

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pugalecki:

tillyouandiseethesun:

pugalecki:

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

dude

what

kasumychan:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

I don’t know how I’m supposed to look at this post without hysterical laughter

vomdesgarcons:

my friend sent me this the other day and im still laughing

❝Dean likes Castiel lol


—Written somewhere on the demon bathroom walls probably (via fallen-angel-in-the-tardis)

effington:

World War III is upon us

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

fake-mermaid:

i’m really mad because i don’t want to have to worry about getting enough sleep or going to school and doing homework i kinda just wanna blog all day and night and not worry about anything